Pirates of The Caribbean 5, the Crossword

Newspapers, magazines and puzzle websites pay the authors of professional-quality crossword puzzles $50 to $1000 for each puzzle.  Compensation at this level dwarfs the income most bloggers or self-published novelists receive for their efforts.  Always on the lookout for new opportunities, I put together a crossword based on what little we know about “Pirates of the Caribbean 5.” 

Triond readers and obsessed, pitiable souls who search day after day for new information about “Pirates of the Caribbean 5,” welcome. I invite you to solve my puzzle.  After the puzzle, I discuss how close (not very) I came to creating a crossword that a puzzle editor might buy.  The answer to the puzzle appears at the end of the article.  

Pirate Music

First, some pirate music from Elizabeth Velez Urie put you in the mood:

Puzzle

Across

1. This actress may return for "Pirates of the Caribbean 5."

3. Sparrow's actor's last

6. Eighth of a piece of eight

7. Pirate talk or Accident Risk Assessment Report

8. Utah or University of Tennessee

10. Will it be an epic film or an epic ____?

12. Four ______ theme parks have Pirates of the Caribbean rides.

13. ____ was I ere I saw Elba.

15.  The two-eared Van Gogh brother

17.  Negative response

19.  Hear "Hi-yo ______" in the next Depp film. 

 

Down

1.  Body of water between Miami and Maracaibo

2. Tow-toed sloth kept as pet by pirates

4. "Pirates of the Caribbean 5" is expected to ____ billions.

5. First two words of movie series title.

8. Unmanned Aircraft System

9. In the video Elizabeth Velez Urie plays a hornpipe on a ___ whistle.

10. POTC 1,2,3,4 and soon _.

11. Not right

14. Latter Day Saints

15. Movie starring Charlton Heston, "Ben-___."

17. Netherlands, National League etc.

18. Output Voltage

Problems

Unau PD-US Image by Davepape via Wikipedia.

A good crossword puzzle must satisfy aesthetic standards of symmetry and language.   After I made the puzzle, I reviewed the writer's guidelines for five possible markets for crossword puzzles.  The puzzle above has numerous problems:

• It’s the wrong shape.  A puzzle fit for publication must have 180 degree rotational symmetry; that is, the puzzle must be the same shape when you turn it upside down.  My puzzle has bilateral (mirror) symmetry.
• The sides have an even number of squares.  Saleable crosswords have an odd number of squares on each side.
• A good puzzle can have very few three-letter words and no two-letter words.  I have two three-letter words and four two-letter words.
• I used a partial phrase, “_______ __ the Caribbean.”
• I have one word of crosswordese.  Most experienced crossword solvers know unau is a vernacular name for a two-toed sloth and Ea was a god of the Babylonians, but they don’t want to see these words very often. (I used unau for fun.  Besides, I read somewhere that pirates kept them as pets.  I swear it.  Really.)

I could go on and on.

I do plan to make some more crossword puzzles, but I’ll try for a saleable puzzle next time.  This one was just for fun.  

In case you were wondering, the author of a Sunday crossword in the New York Times receives $1000 on publication.

Answer

This article originally appeared on Triond's Quazen website:  http://quazen.com/games/puzzles/pirates-of-the-caribbean-5-the-crossword/

A Tik-Tok of Oz Puzzle

 PD-US via Wikipedia

I have an unrealized ambition to create a series of puzzles based on the Oz books of L. Frank Baum.  These fifteen books, containing hundreds of characters, color plates and line drawings, provide ample material for puzzles of many kinds.   I offer the first of the series below.

In case you’re unfamiliar with him, Tik-Tok is a mechanical man Dorothy Gale meets and winds up when she’s trapped by the wheelers in “Ozma of Oz,” the third volume of the series.  A popular character, he figures in many of the later books, and Baum later wrote a book around him, “Tik-Tok of Oz.”

The puzzle has three parts: a passage with a few words omitted and replaced with blanks, a set of scrambled words, and a word search puzzle in which the scrambled words appear unscrambled.  Once you’ve puzzled out the words, use them to fill in the blanks in the passage.  The passage is the speech from “Ozma of Oz” in which Tik-Tok explains his origin.  I edited the speech very slightly to improve continuity.

If you get stuck unscrambling the words, try picking them out of the word search, where they appear unscrambled, or guessing them from the blanks in the passage.  On the other hand, if you’re good at unscrambling words, you’ll have a word search puzzle to enjoy once you’ve figured out the passage.

In the Oz books, Tik-Tok speaks with a mechanical voice, which Baum represents by stringing the words together with hyphens.  Robotic speech is all about us today, so I give the answer to this puzzle in an unusual form, an Xtranormal video I made in which Tik-Tok tells his story.

Tik-Tok of Oz (PD-US)

The Passage

Wordsearch

The answer spoken by Tik-Tok himself:

Puzzles are for Fun

You won’t get rich making puzzles.  Once upon a time you could make money constructing puzzles for magazines, but now most of the puzzle magazines you see on newsstands print only computer-generated puzzles.  (If you have a mental picture of sweating bots shoveling digits into the flaming furnace of a Sudokumatic 2012, you’re not far from wrong.)  A good crossword puzzle, on the other hand, still requires considerable human ingenuity and can fetch $200 or more.

This puzzle was computer generated.  After picking out the words in the passage I wanted to hide in the word search portion of the puzzle, I created the word search and scrambled the words using armoredpenguin.com.  Next I sat down to solve it myself to guard against mistakes and to check on the difficulty of the puzzle.  My memory isn’t particularly strong.  I was taken aback by the scrambled word “clpdietcoma” and had to consult the word search.

I hope you enjoy my puzzle.

Answers

An earlier version of this article appeared on Triond's Quazen website: http://quazen.com/games/puzzles/review-trilogy-303-puzzle-quizzes-by-the-grabarchuk-family/

A Puzzle Through the Looking-Glass

The word puzzles on this blog have a word search portion and a fill-in-the-blank portion.  The puzzle is solved when all the words in the word search portion have been found and placed in the proper blanks in a passage from a famous book.

I've put together an easier--but slightly twisted--puzzle for this post.  I'm telling solvers the book title for the fill-in portion of the puzzle, and the clue list is (almost) straightforward.   The book is "Through the Looking-Glass" by Lewis Carroll.   The twist?  The word search puzzle and the clue list are both presented as mirror images.  You can find the answers at the end of the post.  I always present the answers upside down.  This time I present the answer to the word search both as an upside-down mirror image and as an ordinary upside-down image. 

A mirror-image word search puzzle is a treat for the author, too.  I used the website armoredpenguin.com to create the word search puzzles from the list of clues, and I flipped the result using MS Paint.  Thus, I was only slightly more familiar with the word search puzzle (as presented) than any other solver.  I spent 40 minutes solving the word search.  My brain doesn't process mirror images well.   

(You can find a printer-friendly .pdf file of this puzzle on scribd.com at http://www.scribd.com/doc/87642560 )

Word Search Puzzle

Clue List

Passage

Answers

Mirror Image

Ordinary

Passage Answer

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

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Review: "The Fifth Harmonic" by F Paul Wilson

Famous for his Repairman Jack and The Adversary series of horror/adventure novels, Wilson morphs his keyboard into a Ouija to write this New Age quest romance.

                             

The Set-Up

Physician Wilbur Cecil Burleigh learns he has an aggressive cancerous tumor in his throat.  By chance he meets a former patient whom he did not expect to survive her cancer.   She claims a  New Age healer named Maya cured her.  Although extremely prejudiced against alternative medicine, Burleigh visits the mysterious healer Maya and seeks a cure through her on her terms.  She requires him to give away his money and travel with her to Central America to seek healing “tines” hidden by an unknown ancient civilization.  The tines are necessary for a cure.  He goes, but not without a “Kevorkian kit” to end his life if Maya’s cure doesn’t work.

My Take

Granted, the plot is an old one: guided by a magical or divine being, a hero goes on a quest to learn about the spiritual nature of death and mortality.  You’ve seen this story before in Book VI of Virgil’s “Aeneid” or in Dante’s “Divine Comedy” or, more trivially, in Captain Jack Sparrow’s quest for the Fountain of Youth in “Pirates of the Caribbean 4.”   I admire Wilson’s sense of invention for mashing up this old plot with “physician heal thyself” and a romance between middle-aged adults.  Wilson also gets plus marks from me for writing a New Age story without extraterrestrials, monsters, or ghosts.

Amazon reviewers rate this book across the full range of possible ratings.  Half the eighteen reviewers gave the book five stars, but the other half assigned ratings of one, two, three, or four stars.  This book with a monstrous but real antagonist--cancer--didn’t appeal to some fans of Wilson’s horror/adventure novels.

I suggest that Wilson’s fans who are disappointed with this book don’t recognize its genre.  Looking over the negative reviews on Amazon, I see readers of horror/adventure novels who are hungry for more.  They buy this book expecting it to be like his other novels, but it’s not.  This novel is a romance with man and woman who can’t stand each other at first ending up as a happy couple.  Thus, it’s a romance/adventure and more like a Louis L’Amour novel than a Michael Crichton book.  I have to confess that the romance element of the novel sneaked up on me.

Observations

• The romance, especially the sexual element of the romance, runs counter to popular notions of the attractiveness of terminal cancer patients (or of middle-aged people).
• Having a healer named Maya take the hero to the country of the Maya people of Central America causes some confusion with names.   
• F. Paul Wilson still practiced medicine when he wrote this book.  Even though this work is fiction, Wilson’s obvious interest in mind-over-matter medicine astonished me.
• Wilson did some small amount of research into Maya civilization for this book.  His references to the Maya people are respectful.  Some of Wilson’s Maya characters are suspicious of the healer, showing that you don’t have to be a scientist to distrust her.
• In my favorite scene in the novel,  Burleigh  shelters himself from rain and flooding alone in an ancient temple.  Many animals from the jungle--even some very large ones--also shelter themselves there.
• The novel does not attribute the mystical tines to the ancient Maya civilization, but to a mysterious pre-Maya people of Central America.
• No discussion of the end of the world in 2012 occurs in this book.   

Recommendation

Readers who don’t mind some adventure thrown into tales of spiritual quests or romances will enjoy this book.  If every book you like has an alien or a serial killer, stay away.

This review originally appeared on Triond's Bookstove site here.

A Puzzle Tough as Tentacles on Toast

Public Domain Image by Henrique Alvim Corrêa (1906). Source Wikimedia Commons.


A .pdf version of this puzzle appears on scribd.com here.
The puzzle has three parts: a clue list, a passage from a classic science fiction novel with words omitted, and a word search puzzle where all the words omitted from the passage are concealed. The object of the puzzle is to find all the concealed words in the word search puzzle and put them in the correct blanks in the passage. I designed this puzzle to have three levels of difficulty.

Clue List

Like a clue to a crossword puzzle, each word or phrase on the clue list suggests one of the words omitted from the passage. The clues are in the same order as the corresponding words omitted from the passage. For example, the fifth clue on the list corresponds to the fifth blank in the passage.

Word Search

Words concealed in the word search puzzle are written up, down, diagonally, forwards, or backwards.

The Dark Passage

The passage comes from a critical moment in a great science fiction novel, written long ago.

Levels of Difficulty

I've described the medium level of difficulty above.  For a harder puzzle, throw away the Medium Clue List.   Now try to work the puzzle.  I dare you.  For an easier puzzle, I've supplied an Easy Word List containing all the words omitted from the passage.  It's at the end of the answer section.  Tear off the Easy Word List from the answer section, turn it right side up, and use it to solve the puzzle.  Unlike the clue list, the order of the Easy Word List is scrambled.  Otherwise, the easy puzzle would hardly be a puzzle at all. 

Medium Clue List


(1) not deceased, (2) pertaining to the Roman god of war, (3) to picture in mind, (4) dreadfulness, (5) look, (6)  extraordinary, (7) yap, (8) sharp, (9) above your eye, (10) lack, (11) under, (12) ranking less high, (13) unceasing, (14) trembling, (15) Medusa or one of her sisters, (16) tempestuous, (17) weird, (18) weightiness, (19) soreness, (20) word specifying a type of attraction, (21) familiar planet, (22) fervency, (23) optics, (24) queasiness, (25) mushroom-like, (26) integument, (27) rhymes with celebration, (28) structural units of a symphonic work, (29) deep vertical holes, (30) planets 

Word Search



The Dark Passage






Answers

The Ghost

The Ghost

My little room

Filled with gloom, dread

And doom scares me,

And no key can

Let me outside,

For I died here

Inside this room. 

This bit of verse is an example of a chained than-bauk.  I learned about this form from an article by Lady Sunshine "Burmese Poetry: Than-Bauk."

The illustration is a public domain photo of "The Ghost of Oyuki" by Maruyama Okyo (1733-1795).

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Today I posted a review of "We Aim to Please" by Tony Leather and Erin Miller on Amazon.  My article "Pied Piper Publishers," in which I exhort he general public to read and review more self-published and independently published books, graces Bizcovering.